The Closer (TV Series)

Home Improvement (2011)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

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Quotes 

• Dr. Morales : Now, all I can tell you about the murder weapon is that it's conical in shape, pointy at the top and widening out towards the base.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Sounds exactly like my second wife.

• [Pope sees a garden gnome in the murder room wearing handcuffs] 

  Lt. Louie Provenza : [answering Pope's quizzical expression]  Flight risk.

• Brenda Leigh Johnson : [learning abut the dead man]  A sex offender?

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Mm. Sure you don't just want to cover him up and call it a day?