Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Nine Magic Fingers (2011)

Nicholas Gonzalez: Baker

Quotes 

• Baker : Well hello, little girl.

  Berta : Hi, big daddy. You get everything?

  Baker : Hell yeah. Beer, bucket of drumsticks, and nine magic fingers!

  Berta : Let's go!

  [both Berta and Baker start for the bedroom] 

  Walden Schmidt : Uh, Berta? What's going on?

  Berta : What's it look like? I'm going to get drunk, eat some chicken, and rock this old man's world!

  Walden Schmidt : [to himself]  I've got ten fingers and a billion dollars, and this guy's getting more action than me!

• Walden Schmidt : [to Alan]  Forget it! I'm not going to a bar!

  Baker : Hey, sling! Where do you keep the plunger?

  Walden Schmidt : I am going to a bar.