- Wilfred: [about Trashface] He got what he wanted.
- Ryan Newman: To be remembered as a dead homeless junkie who stole their stuff?
- Wilfred: Exactly. To be remembered.
- Jenna Mueller: Hey! How was your trip?
- Ryan Newman: What trip?
- Jenna Mueller: Oh... Well, your curtains have been drawn, I haven't seen you for three days... I just assumed.
- Ryan Newman: Oh, no... I have been here. Just took a little staycation.
- Ryan Newman: I would never...
- Wilfred: Never what? Shit in your neighbor's boot? Have sex with a stuffed giraffe in front of a small child? You'd be surprised what we're capable of once we put our mind to it.
- Ryan Newman: Our mind?