Quotes
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Ryan Newman : Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean we can't still be friends.
Wilfred : Friends? What, you thought we were actually...
[laughs]
Wilfred : That is hilarious. And a little embarrassing for you, because I never really saw us like that.
Mr. Patel : How much for this piece of shit flatscreen TV?
Wilfred : You're selling the TV? That is the coldest end of our friendship!
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[last lines]
Ryan Newman : I guess we all have to make sacrifices.
Wilfred : Yes, we do. I'm curious, Ryan. What changed your mind?
Ryan Newman : [looks over at Jenna] I had a dream.
Wilfred : Well. Never underestimate the power of a dream.
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Wilfred : [in Ryan's dream] Ryan Newman. You stand accused of ditching out on the cable guy, not coming up with anything better than undies on the face.
Ryan Newman : Wha... what is all this?
Wilfred : And the gravest of all charges: selfishly refusing to make a sacrifice for the one you love. These charges are, uh, very serious. They're very serious... charges. As for the seriousness of these charges... They are, well, they're deadly serious. And they are charges.
Ryan Newman : What are you talking about?
Wilfred : Mr. Newman. It would be wise to let your council speak for you.
[Ryan looks over at the council table, where Bear sits]
Ryan Newman : Bear?
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Wilfred : [in Ryan's dream] Who is the Archaeologist?
Ryan Newman : That's in the past.
Wilfred : The witness will answer. Who is the Archaeologist?
Ryan Newman : I am!
Wilfred : That's what they used to call you at your father's firm, isn't it? Because you used to dig up dirt of the opposition.
Ryan Newman : All right! I admit it. What I did was completely unethical! But I was only trying to please my father!
Wilfred : You wanna talk about ethics? Is it not unethical to desert the woman you love in her time of need?
Cinzia : Me.
Jenna Mueller : No, me.
Drew : Bro!
Ryan Newman : These are... I just wanna be happy!
Wilfred : How can you be happy, knowing that Jenna's life will be ruined if you abandon her! We all have to make sacrifices for the people we love. It's time to make a choice. What are you going to do?
The Attendance : Jenna! Jenna! Jenna! Jenna! Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
Ryan Newman : Please...
Wilfred : What are you going to do?
[the attendance continues to call Jenna's name. Ryan wakes up, freaked out. He looks at Cinzia with pain in his face]
