The Middle (TV Series)
Back to Summer (2011)
Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck
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Quotes
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Axl Heck : It shouldn't be an assignment. They're forcing me to help people against my will. I don't know. Doesn't that seem like communism or something? I - Did I use that right?
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Brick Heck : Hey, wasn't Easter in April?
Frankie Heck : Oh, good, yes, Easter. Okay, what did we do for Easter?
Axl Heck : Oh, nice job, Mom. You forgot to do Easter. You owe me a pound of jelly beans and a ham.
Frankie Heck : Oh shoot. And wasn't there some birthday in April, too?
Axl Heck : Uh, yeah, Jesus.
Mike Heck : That's Christmas. And the birthday was mine.
Frankie Heck : Oh. Damn. Happy Birthday.
Brick Heck : I'll write about how we took Dad to a Pacers game to celebrate.
Mike Heck : Thanks, buddy, I would have enjoyed that.
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Axl Heck : How great is this? I got the Time with Tots kids putting meals together for the hungry shut-ins. I'm racking up double hours here. I mean... Hey, Tito! Keep your head in the game. You forgot to put an orange in that one.
Mike Heck : All right, that's it. I'm shutting this sweatshop down.
Axl Heck : But I can't pack these boxes myself. And what about the tots? I'm their role model.
Mike Heck : Well, then life dealt them a bad hand again. Now, start reading to these boys. And then when you're done you can pack boxes yourself. Alone.
Axl Heck : Oh God, this is so unfair. Ugh! You kids are lucky you don't have dads.
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Axl Heck : You never say anything nice to me. You always act like I screw up. All I know is, I've got two jobs while I go to school. I never miss a sports practice. I took that weird wizard girl to prom. I do plenty of good stuff.
Mike Heck : You really think that? That I don't say anything nice to you?
Axl Heck : [sighing] I don't know. Sometimes.
Mike Heck : Yeah, well, you kids are the best thing that ever happened to me.
Axl Heck : Really? You must have a really sucky life.
Mike Heck : Yes, I do.
