- Jonah Ryan: Amy is an eight. And if all the other eights that I do want to have sex with see that I am eight capable, then I am going to be having sex with an eight very soon. It is intern season Gary.
- Gary Walsh: Do I look like a pimp to you?
- Jonah Ryan: You look exactly like a pimp.
- Selina Meyer: You're the head of communications, is that correct?
- Mike McLintock: Yes ma'am.
- Selina Meyer: Tuck your shirt in. Okay? Your dick is hanging out of your pants.
- Selina Meyer: And what about Senator Reeves? Is he dead yet?
- Amy Brookheimer: Not yet. He's mostly intravenous. He has so many tubes in him, he looks like a set of bagpipes.