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Lobsterfest
Bob's Burgers
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Louise
: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest.
Gene
: What?
Louise
: We're like Jews on Christmas.
Gene
: Or Jews for Jesus on Hannukah.
Teddy
: Or me at a lesbian bar. I went to a lesbian bar last night, Bob. It was like I was invisible.
Bob
: Where's your ugly red sea bug god now?
Tina
: I think he's having an allergic reaction. We should do something.
Louise
: Let's sit on him and see if he pops.
Tina
: I'm compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the Earth.
Gene
: Here, let me see that. Gay, gay, mythical creature, gay mythical creature, in your dreams...
Linda
: You kids stay down in the basement.
Tina
: I already designated a corner for our bathroom. Right there, where I went.
Gene
: And I designated that corner there. We have two bathrooms.
Bob
: This guy is unbelievable. Stop pimping for Lobsterfest!
Gene
: ...and start primping for Lobsterfest.
[
Primps
]
Louise
: Looking very primpy.
Gene
: Let's release the lobster back to the supermarket from whence he came.
Hugo
: You have to hang this poster, Bob. It's the law.
Bob
: What law?
Hugo
: Marshall law. I'm the Grand Marshall for Lobsterfest.
Gene
: So how do we go about this looting thing exactly?
Louise
: It's easy. We just take anything that's not nailed down.
Gene
: Like this brick?
Louise
: Sure.
Gene
: Free brick!
Tina
: I don't know. Eating lobster? It goes against everything we were taught to believe.
Louise
: It's not against everything, but it's start.
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