- Brendan: I love Dr. Seuss. He's like Shakespeare. Y'know, I only understand like 30 percent of it, but the 30 percent that I do understand is just unbelievably beautiful.
- 3rd Grade Teacher: They think they can change anywhere. That... The world is not their changing room.
- News Anchor: Since the superheroes imprisoned all of the supervillains over ten years ago, they have had no enemy to fight. That, coupled with recent press coverage of superheroes living on luxury lifestyles with taxpayers' money, has raised questions about whether the government should continue subsidizing the supercorps.
- Emily: [explaining how she knew Fridge was Brendan] You look the same, you sound the same, you smell the same, you fuck the same...
- Jimmy: You know, I always wanted to be one of you guys - colorful uniform, publicist, alter ego. By day, Detective Jimmy Fontaine, 'n by night, "Doctor Invisible." Maybe... "Captain Unseeable."
- Fridge: when I don't meet Emily today, she's gonna hate me, exactly like she hates Brendan. Unless I create another alter ego for myself.
- C-Thru: [about Emily] You told her about this mission?
- Fridge: She's my girlfriend.
- C-Thru: Oh, come on, man, no. She's *Brendan's* girlfriend. She's not supposed to know about superhero stuff.
- Fridge: Okay, well, it's not really that simple. Because she's, um... She's cheating on me. On Brendan.
- C-Thru: Oh.
- Fridge: With me. Fridge.
- [C-Thru gives him a look]
- Fridge: Look, bottom line is that Emily is not happy with Brendan. She doesn't want to be dating some broke wannabe cartoonist.
- C-Thru: This is a seriously unprofessional situation.
- Fridge: She deserves more than just hanging around, ordering takeout, and watching reruns with that guy.
- C-Thru: Is that for dramatic effect?
- Fridge: Wh-what?
- C-Thru: Calling him "that guy"? It's you. You're him. You're that guy.
- Fridge: It's funny. I don't feel like him. Not, like, one little bit. I actually think that I'm taller than Brendan.