Modern Family (TV Series)
See You Next Fall (2011)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : It's not a stroke. Why does everyone always assume I'm having a stroke?
Claire Dunphy : Age.
Manny Delgado : Diet.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You forgot to bring my bread.
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Jay Pritchett : The reason my face looks like this is because I had...
[whispers]
Jay Pritchett : Botox.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : ... like the ladies use for their wrinkles?
Jay Pritchett : Actually, nearly 10% of their sales are men, but that's not important. I had a bad reaction - hit a nerve or something. It's gonna go away soon.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Hmm.
Jay Pritchett : What? What's that supposed to mean?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Nothing.
Jay Pritchett : Would you stop? This is very embarrassing for me!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : For both of us.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [about the tandem bike] Jay bought it. He thought we were gonna use it all the time, but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.
Jay Pritchett : Champagne problems, right?
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Jay Pritchett : You heard her; I'm okay.
Manny Delgado : She's not a doctor.
Jay Pritchett : Neither are you.
Manny Delgado : Technically.