House M.D. (TV Series)
After Hours (2011)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Dr. James Wilson : [House tries to walk after leg surgery] You're an ass.
Dr. Gregory House : What? For trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.
Dr. James Wilson : [Helping House up] Come on... Listen, you *can't* keep going like this. Something has to change.
Dr. Gregory House : Can I pee first?... I know.
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Rachel Cuddy : What happened to your leg?
Dr. Gregory House : I was trying to make it better.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He was being reckless. Sit back, honey.
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Dr. Gregory House : There are no cars coming, just go.
Rachel Cuddy : The light is red, you bloody scallywag.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Stop with the pirate talk.
Dr. Gregory House : If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, you should get your ma to move this ship, ye mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Of course. You showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a 3-year-old watch that?
Dr. Gregory House : If you wanna lecture me on my poor judgment, there would seem to be more relevant examples.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Your heart rate's over 120. You're clammy. I think you're going into shock. Are you lightheaded?
Dr. Gregory House : I'm fine. Did you see the new Brownbeard episode?
Rachel Cuddy : It was so funny.
Dr. Gregory House : No, it was so lame. A boat full of guy pirates and they make the girl pirate walk the plank.
Rachel Cuddy : She floated.
Dr. Gregory House : That's 'cause she had big boobies. That's why he should've kept her.
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Dr. Gregory House : Any indication the rats were getting sick?
Dr. Riggin : Just some cramping. Their legs would stiffen up. They were having trouble moving around. We just thought their bodies were adjusting to the increase in muscle mass. But - in a day or so, they just started - dying... Oh well, a new compound to play with next week.
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Dr. Gregory House : I tried calling everyone else. You were the last one on the list.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Why wasn't 9-1-1 on the list?
Dr. Gregory House : It's not an emergency.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Right. Are you suicidal?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You already signed a release. He's gonna do what he needs to do.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, and if that involves chopping off my leg - I want to be damn sure it's necessary.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House...
Dr. Gregory House : I don't trust him. I trust *you*.
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Dr. Gregory House : What are you doing here?
Dr. James Wilson : You hoping for someone else?
Dr. Gregory House : Hot nurse. Candy striper. Someone who doesn't speak English. Someone who doesn't speak judgemental.