"South Park" HUMANCENTiPAD (TV Episode 2011) - Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Craig, Apple Employee #2, Butters, Gerald Broflovski, Apple Announcer, Apple Technician, Dr. Phil Announcer, Man in Audience #2, Genius Rothgar, Doctor, Replacement Friend, President of Best Buy

Japanese Man : So sorry, Kyle, but I am starving. Which would you rather I eat? Should I eat a cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste-o?

Kyle Broflovski : [muffled] Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!
Stan Marsh : We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to.

Gerald Broflovski : There can't be anything in that agreement that allows a company to do what they're talking about to Kyle.
Craig : Tom Salzman says you just glued a piece of glass to an iPad cover, and you're faking it.
Gerald Broflovski : Well, that does it! I'm going to the police.

Stan Marsh : For what?

Gerald Broflovski : To find out where Apple is keeping my son.

Stan Marsh : Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple.

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Craig, Apple Employee #2, Butters, Gerald Broflovski, Apple Announcer, Apple Technician, Dr. Phil Announcer, Man in Audience #2, Genius Rothgar, Doctor, Replacement Friend, President of Best Buy