Ultimate Spider-Man (TV Series)

Doomed (2012)

Clark Gregg: Agent Phil Coulson

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• Nick Fury : Coulson, you have any idea where our teenage, heroes-in-training are?

  Agent Phil Coulson : Sir, I'm in the middle of a crisis. This school's budget is a mess! I'm trimming the fat. No more doors on boy's bathroom stalls, rougher toilet paper - Hey, maybe SHIELD can donate...

  Nick Fury : [Hangs up on him]  Good Godfry, Coulson's gone native.

• Agent Phil Coulson : Director Fury, I need the full power of SHIELD's legal team stat! We need to limit how much actual meat you need to legally call something "meatloaf". We can save the budget, man!

  Nick Fury : Coulson, we need to talk priorities.

• Agent Phil Coulson : You can settle it in detention.

  Peter Parker : Detention! Principle Coulson, I've never had detention before in my life! Aww, my aunt is gonna kill me. Then she's going to bring me back as a zombie and kill me again!