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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Lana, I'm in love with you.
Lana Kane : You are also shitfaced.
Sterling Archer : I can be both.
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Lana Kane : God, I should definitely get checked. I am so bad about doing the self-exam.
Pam Poovey : Hey, about we check each other?
Lana Kane : So, what's next? Do you, um...
Pam Poovey : [pokes Lana's breast] Boop!
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Sterling Archer : And there's so much I still wanna do!
Malory Archer : Oh, now you're gonna be fine.
Sterling Archer : Like I've never been to Rome.
Malory Archer : What? Yes you have.
Sterling Archer : For work, mother!
Malory Archer : Sterling Malory Archer, this surgery is going to work and you, look at me, you are going to beat cancer.
Sterling Archer : But what if I don't?
Lana Kane : So, how's this going?
Malory Archer : Not great.
Sterling Archer : Lana, what if I don't?
Lana Kane : Um.
Malory Archer : Can you take him home?
Lana Kane : Can you not?
Malory Archer : No. If I don't get something to eat I'm going to literally die.
