Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump (2011)
Marlee Matlin: Self - Roaster
Quotes
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Marlee Matlin : [Signing] I guess I'm the perfect choice for this roast because like The Situation, I, too, have never heard the sound of laughter.
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Gilbert Gottfried : [Speaking for Marlee] Thank you, Donald Trump. You're the best. This has been a thrill for me. It's not often that you get a boss that can laugh at himself.
[pause]
Marlee Matlin : [Speaking] Now, please stop staring at my tits.
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Marlee Matlin : [Signing] Not many people know this, but I replaced Lisa on The L-Word. Apparently, the only way she would eat pussy is if there were french fries in it.
