"Community" For a Few Paintballs More (TV Episode 2011) Poster

Jordan Black: Dean Spreck

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  • Dean Spreck : [Over PA]  Greendale students, I understand you've unified and intend to draw this game out. Well, if it's a war you want, it's a war you will lose. City College is stronger, faster. Our sperm counts are higher, even in our women. Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. Honestly, ask yourself, what does "Liberal Arts" even mean?

  • Dean Spreck : I'm so glad that we didn't shoot you. Now we have the advantage of knowing that Jeff Winger wants to be a ballerina and that his Achilles heel is..."wieners."

    Pierce Hawthorne : That's just the tip of the iceberg. For one more pudding, ill tell you why he's jealous of me.

    Dean Spreck : They kicked you out of study group after two years?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah.

    Dean Spreck : What took them so long?

  • City College Storm Trooper : Sir, this guy tried to charge us three paintballs to use the bathroom. We were gonna shoot him, but tell him what you told us.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Don't shoot me.

    Dean Spreck : Great. Now shoot him.

  • Dean Pelton : Dean Spreck?

    Dean Spreck : Hello, Craig.

    Dean Pelton : City College. Now I understand everything. Now your whole evil plan is clear as day. But if you need to explain it to your men, I understand.

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