Archer (TV Series)

Movie Star (2011)

Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane

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Quotes 

• Sterling Archer : You're just doing this to spite me.

  Lana Kane : And?

• Rona Thorne : You just have to find the right guy who's not intimidated by your power.

  Lana Kane : Or my twin Tec-9's.

  Rona Thorne : Or those big steam shovelly scoops you call hands.

• Lana Kane : Well, if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

• Rona Thorne : These like Kung-Fu monks make this fifty foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape, but it's kelp. And you swallow over, like, three days and you start to, y'know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly pull it out of you over three more days...

  Lana Kane : Wait, what?

  Rona Thorne : It pulls all the toxins out of your body. And you just feel so clean.

  Sterling Archer : [listening in]  While you're tangled in a half-mile of shit-covered tape? Frickin' actresses.

• Lana Kane : You really think I'm sexy and empowered?

  Rona Thorne : Oh, my god, you're like a brown Boudica.

• Lana Kane : At least this time you fired downrange.

  Rona Thorne : And oh, my God, seriously, I am so really super sorry about that.

  Brett Buckley : Totally my fault.

  Rona Thorne : Please go buy a new suit at Bergdorf's and send the bill to my manager.

  Brett Buckley : I will take you up on that. Right after I go to the hospital.

  Rona Thorne : Oh, my God if I, like, possessed the capacity to be embarrassed.