Death Valley (TV Series)
Undead Hookers (2011)
Texas Battle: Officer John 'John John' Johnson
Quotes
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Captain Dashell : In light of these developments, Officer Rinaldi will finally fulfill a longtime dream and go undercover as a vamp hooker.
Officer John 'John John' Johnson : What?
Officer Carla Rinaldi : I've... I've never dreamt of posing as a prostitute, Captain.
Captain Dashell : I wasn't talking about your dream, Rinaldi.
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Officer John 'John John' Johnson : what am I supposed to be doing while she's out being a hooker?
Captain Dashell : Watch her like an ostrich.
Officer John 'John John' Johnson : Captain, don't you mean like a hawk?
Captain Dashell : No, I mean like an ostrich. The 350-pound Savanna bird with two legs that can crush a horse in a footrace, kick a grown man to death, and annihilate a hawk in a seeing contest.