Death Valley (TV Series)

Undead Hookers (2011)

Bryce Johnson: Officer Billy Pierce

Quotes 

• Officer Joe Stubeck : Guess we can just hope we get lucky, and maybe the zombie will kill itself.

  Officer Billy Pierce : What do you mean? Gets like... Like, all bummed out and then just commits suicide?

  Officer Joe Stubeck : No, you jackass. I meant like it would wander into traffic or something.

• Jamie : Do vampires have the power to control zombies?

  Officer Billy Pierce : Not on True Blood, Jamie, but you know what? You can add up all the stuff that doesn't make sense on that show and make an entire new show.

• Officer Joe Stubeck : Does this guy look like he's driving drunk?

  Officer Billy Pierce : Who cares? It's not really a UTF issue, is it?

  Officer Joe Stubeck : It's a safety issue, Billy.

  Jamie : Yeah, I agree with that.

  Officer Joe Stubeck : Thanks, Jamie.

  Officer Billy Pierce : Oh, so I just got outvoted by Captain Earmuffs and Stuby-Doo over here.

  Jamie : Okay, these are vital to my job, all right?

• Officer Joe Stubeck : Davis has already turned. At this second, he's attacking customers in a Blockbuster Video store.

  Officer Billy Pierce : That's crazy. Who goes to Blockbuster anymore?