Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (2011)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

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Quotes 

• Mr. Frond : Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Jr. that Tina, is "whack." And acting.

  Jimmy Jr. : Tina, Jocelyn told me you are whack.

  Tina : Jocelyn, you skank. I hate you.

• Tina : [to Jocelyn]  I warned you, skank!

• Tina : [to Jocelyn]  If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Jr. outside of a conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face.

  Jocelyn : It was just a skit, Tina.

  Tina : I will punch you. Again and again, and again and again...

  Jocelyn : [as she backs out of the room]  My God, what a psycho.

  Tina : And again and again And again and again.

  [the door closes] 

• Linda Belcher : Tina, you're supposed to be watching the restaurant.

  Tina : I'm too upset to serve food.

  Bob : W-what'd you do? Did you lock up?

  Tina : Yes.

  Bob : Were there customers inside?

  Tina : I don't know!

  [Scene cuts to customers locked inside of the restaurant] 

• Tina : No one's gonna come to the fundraiser now.

  Linda Belcher : Good job, Bobby!

  Bob : It's not my fault, Lin. It was Mr. Frond's fault.

  Gene : And Louise's.

  Louise : And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie.

• Bob : You're overreacting, Lin.

  Linda Belcher : The hell I am! I'm in charge of a spaghetti dinner that's not gonna have any spaghetti!

  Tina : If we all just worked on our abs...

  Linda Belcher : Not now with that crap, Tina!