Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (2011)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Peter Pescadero, Jimmy Jr., Banjo, Girl

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Quotes 

• Gene : [Holding a plunger]  Dad, do we have a bigger one of these?

  Bob : Why? What did you do.

  Gene : Nothing yet. I just want to be prepared.

• Bob : Mr. Frond. He's a tall glass of... annoying.

  Linda Belcher : Well, you're gonna have to drink that glass, mister.

• Mr. Frond : Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Jr. that Tina, is "whack." And acting.

  Jimmy Jr. : Tina, Jocelyn told me you are whack.

  Tina : Jocelyn, you skank. I hate you.

• Mr. Frond : [to Bob]  I'd like you to take a look at my abs.

  Bob : Um, no, thank you.

  Louise : Show him your abs, Mr. Frond. We'd all like to see your abs.

  Bob : Okay. I really don't.

  Gene : And your ding-dong.

  Bob : Gene.

• Bob : Um, this is dumb.

  Mr. Frond : Bo... Bob?

  Bob : Yes?

  Mr. Frond : When you say "this is dumb," it makes me feel like pinching you in the eye.

• Linda Belcher : Tina, you're supposed to be watching the restaurant.

  Tina : I'm too upset to serve food.

  Bob : W-what'd you do? Did you lock up?

  Tina : Yes.

  Bob : Were there customers inside?

  Tina : I don't know!

  [Scene cuts to customers locked inside of the restaurant] 

• Tina : No one's gonna come to the fundraiser now.

  Linda Belcher : Good job, Bobby!

  Bob : It's not my fault, Lin. It was Mr. Frond's fault.

  Gene : And Louise's.

  Louise : And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie.

• Bob : You're overreacting, Lin.

  Linda Belcher : The hell I am! I'm in charge of a spaghetti dinner that's not gonna have any spaghetti!

  Tina : If we all just worked on our abs...

  Linda Belcher : Not now with that crap, Tina!

• Choo-Choo : [to Bob]  Let me go! This train is off the tracks. Choo-Choo!

  Bob : Oh, I get the name now.

  Gene : I always thought it was 'cause of how he chewed.

• Bob : [When Bob and Gene are being chased by Choo Choo and his father]  Run!

  Gene : I can't! I've got this frigging guitar around my neck!

• Bob : Louise, enough. You've been stirring the pot for three days and acting like a baby. Now you owe your brother an apology for getting him in trouble.

  Louise : Me? Both of you owe me an apology.

  Bob : Both of us? Why? Because we wanted to watch Banjo?

  Louise : Because you stopped hanging out with me.

  Bob : What?

  Gene : Shh. Use your slide voices.

  Louise : First, the Burn Unit stopped hanging out. Then, the Lunch Bunch stopped hanging out.

  Bob : God, we have lame names.

  Louise : Who the hell am I gonna hang around if not you two? Mom and Tina? The Menstruation Nation?

  Bob : Ugh, that's a really bad name.