Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Art Crawl (2011)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

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Quotes 

• Louise : So you want to be real artists. It's okay. I can sell that angle. But you two have to go all the way. One of you has to lose an ear!

  Tina : I need both ears to hold up my glasses.

  Louise : What about you? What's your excuse?

  Gene : Don't have one. Have at it!

• Louise : I've been honest with these two ever since Gene got too fat.

  Gene : I remember the ice-cream sandwich that did it too. I regret nothing!

  Louise : And Tina, you have bad breath.

  Tina : Not if you're a fish.

• [Linda has hung her sister Gayle's "anus" paintings - animals from behind with their tails up - all over the restaurant] 

  Gene : [hitting a picture of a monkey with his palm]  I'm spanking the monkey!

• Gene : Is dad going to jail?

  Tina : I'll wave at you every day.

  Louise : Word of advice: don't tell them what you're in for.

  Gene : I hope our new dad is blond.