Why Stop Now? (2012)

Jesse Eisenberg: Eli Bloom

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• Sprinkles : Is this your mom?

  Eli : Not by choice.

• Sprinkles : What'd you say was your name, again?

  Eli : Uh... Mozart.

  Sprinkles : Mozart. Like the piano man. You're a funny man. Ain't he funny, Black?

  Black : He is funny.

• Eli : [on his sister]  She's an angel who spits.

• Eli : It's painfully hard to forget you.

• Sprinkles : Do you speak Spanish?

  Eli : Si. Yes.

• Sprinkles : You're a smart little fucka.

  Eli : Yeah... I'm smart!

• Eli : Fuck. So, alright, what do we do now?

  Penny : You know, Eli, the guy in there he tells me, and I know this is gonna sound crazy...

  Eli : Yeah?

  Penny : ...that if I get high, then produce dirty urine, I'm admitted. Hey, this is crazy, right?

  Eli : Yes, this is pretty crazy. Alright. So let's do it then. C'mon! Let's get you some crack or something. C'mon!

  Penny : Eli, I can't have you being a part of this. No.

  Eli : Mom, I'm already a part of this. I'm being part of this for my whole life. Ok, so you know what? I'll pay for it, it will be my treat. C'mon. C'mon.

  Penny : And I don't do crack. You would be a fool if you would do crack.

• Eli : You're fucking up my day!

• Eli : Fuck the past!

• Eli : I don't need jelly for my belly.

• Eli : That's a bunch of bullshit!

• Eli : Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of this shit!

• Eli : I want fucking normal things!

• Eli : I'm an asshole. I forgot, sorry.

• Eli : I look like the Unabomber.