25
Metascore
11 reviews · Provided by Metacritic.com
- 60Los Angeles TimesMark OlsenLos Angeles TimesMark OlsenThe effects may be cheap and unconvincing, the sets spare, the costumes from some unwanted back rack, but Argento still brings enough moments of kinky madness to his not-great "Dracula" to indicate there may yet be greatness lurking within him.
- 38Slant MagazineChuck BowenSlant MagazineChuck BowenThe film is dispiriting because there's virtually no sign of Dario Argento in it, nor of any novel motivation to mount yet another version of an oft-told tale.
- 30VarietyRob NelsonVarietyRob NelsonDirector Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.
- 30Village VoiceZachary WigonVillage VoiceZachary WigonUnfortunately, Argento never acknowledges he's in on the joke, nor is the film quite ridiculous enough for us to coast enjoyably on derision. When it comes to B-movies, sometimes anything less than way too much isn't nearly enough.
- 30The DissolveKeith PhippsThe DissolveKeith PhippsIt isn’t just sub-par for Argento, it’s sub-par for virtually any director. It’s a stain on Dracula’s good name, and a waste of time for even those looking for the cheapest of vampiric thrills.
- 25The A.V. ClubNick SchagerThe A.V. ClubNick SchagerNo amount of intentional stabs at humor can offset the hilarious awfulness of Dario Argento’s Dracula.
- 20Time OutJoshua RothkopfTime OutJoshua RothkopfWhere, exactly, is Dario Argento? He’s up there in the title, but none of the horror maestro’s former genius (Suspiria) is evident in this silly, Stoker-by-numbers slog, rife with cheesy digital blood spurts but not a single moment of deep-red gorgeousness.
- 20The New York TimesNeil GenzlingerThe New York TimesNeil GenzlingerWhen insects are the best thing in your movie, it’s probably time to retire.
- 10The Hollywood ReporterDavid RooneyThe Hollywood ReporterDavid RooneyUtterly lacking in imagination or suspense, this inane effort is strictly for hardcore Argento cultists.