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Coach Bobby Finstock : All right, geniuses, listen up. Due to the recent pink eye epidemic - Thank you, Greenberg - the following people have made first line on a probationary basis, emphasis on the word "probationary." Rodriguez. Welcome to first line. Taylor, and, uh - Oh, for the love of crap. I can't even read my own writing. What is that, an "s"? No, no, that's not an "s." That's a - that's a - That's a "b." It's definitely a "b." Uh, Rodriguez, Taylor, and, uh - Bilinski.
Stiles : [Cheers] Whooo!
Coach Bobby Finstock : Bilinski!
Stiles : Yes?
Coach Bobby Finstock : Shut up!
Scott McCall : Stiles.
Stiles : It's Biles. Call me Biles, or I swear to God I'll kill you.
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Scott McCall : I looked at her, and it was like someone hit me in the ribs with a hammer.
Stiles : Yeah it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.
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Stiles : [Drunk] Dude, y'know, she's just one, one girl out of so many. There's so many other girls in the sea.
Scott McCall : Fish in the sea.
Stiles : Fish? Why are you talking about fish? I'm talking about girls. I love girls, I love them. I love- Especially ones with strawberry-blonde hair, green eyes, five-foot-three...
Scott McCall : Like Lydia?
Stiles : Yeah, exactly! Hey, how did you know I was talking about?
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Stiles : In a general, broad sense, can you determine sexual desire?
Scott McCall : From Lydia to you.
Stiles : Fine, yes, from Lydia to me! Look, I need to know if I have a chance with this girl; I've been obsessing over her since third-freaking-grade.
Scott McCall : Why don't you just ask her?
Stiles : To save myself utterly crushing humiliation, thank you, Scott. Okay, so can you just go up and ask her if she likes me? See if her heartbeat rises or pheromones comes out.
Scott McCall : FINE.
Stiles : I love you, I love you! You're my best friend in the whole world!
