- Stiles: Maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
- Scott McCall: And did what?
- Stiles: Ate it.
- Scott McCall: Raw?
- Stiles: No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.
- Stiles: I don't think Danny likes me very much.
- Scott McCall: [Not listening] I ask Allison on a date and now we're hanging out?
- Stiles: Am I not attractive to gay guys?
- Scott McCall: I made first line and the team captain wants to destroy me. And now, now I'm gonna be late for work.
- Stiles: Wait Scott you didn't answer my... Am I not attractive to gay guys? He didn't answer my question.
- Melissa McCall: [after almost hitting Stiles with a bat] Stiles! What are you doing here?
- Stiles: What am I doing? What are you doing? Do either of you even play baseball?
- Melissa McCall: Can you please tell your friend to use the front door?
- Scott McCall: We lock the front door, he wouldn't be able to get in.
- Melissa McCall: Yea exactly. AND, by the way, do either of you care that there's a police enforced curfew?
- Scott McCall, Stiles: No.
- Melissa McCall: No. Alright then. You know what, that's about enough parenting for me for one night. Goodnight.
- Allison Argent: [about Jackson] Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
- Lydia Martin: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.
- Scott McCall: Could you at least tell me the truth? Am I gonna hurt someone?
- Derek Hale: Yes.
- Scott McCall: Could I kill someone?
- Derek Hale: Yes.
- Scott McCall: *Am* I gonna kill someone?
- Derek Hale: Probably
- Scott McCall: Someone needs to keep watch.
- Stiles: How come I'm always the guy keeping watch?
- Scott McCall: Because there's only two of us!
- Stiles: Well, why is it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time.
- Scott McCall: Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time.
- Stiles: Not even some of the time?
- Scott McCall: I just wanna know if I hurt him.
- Derek Hale: No you don't. You wanna know if you'll hurt her.
- Lydia Martin: I am not sitting home again watching lacrosse videos, so if the four of us are hanging out, we are doing something fun...
- Jackson: You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork.
- Stiles: So you killed her?
- Scott McCall: I don't know. I just woke up. And I was sweating like crazy, and I couldn't breathe. I've never had a dream where I woke up like that before.
- Stiles: Really? I have. Usually ends a little differently.
- Scott McCall: A," I meant I've never had a dream that felt that real, and "B," never give me that much detail about you in bed again.
- Danny: They're saying it's some type of animal attack, probably a cougar.
- Jackson: I heard mountain lion.
- Lydia Martin: A cougar is a mountain lion.
- Stiles: It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation, you do the kill together.
- Scott McCall: Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?
- Derek Hale: It's called an alpha, it's the most dangerous of our kind... This thing is more powerful, more animal than either of us.
- Jackson: [to Scott] I don't hate you, I just don't believe you. Y'know, you've got everyone thinking everything's fine and normal about you, but I know something's off.