The Office (TV Series)

Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager (2011)

Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson

Quotes 

• [Dwight comes in the conference room in a cowboy costume after shooting off a gun in the office] 

  Dwight Schrute : Yee-haw! Woo-hoo!

  [Dwight imitates a six-gun firing in the air] 

  Dwight Schrute : [in Wild West accent]  Howdy, partners. It's me, Gun Safety Dwight. And I'm the rootin'-est...

  [Stops, takes off his cowboy hat and speaks normally] 

  Dwight Schrute : I can't do this. Um, look, obviously a gun went off under my watch and I'm launching a full investigation.

  Stanley Hudson : We all saw you do it.