- George Karpelos Jr.: [Having scared Mel by "officially" announcing her as his 'girlfriend'] Look, I know I was pushing a little too much. I'll stop using the g word until you're ready.
- Melissa Burke: [Takes hold of George's hand with both of her hands] Thank you. You're very caring boyfriend.
- George Karpelos Jr.: [Startled] Boyfriend?
- [pause. Recovers]
- George Karpelos Jr.: So that would make you my...
- Melissa Burke: Bitch?
- Joseph 'Joe' Longo: I'm just saying you should be looking out for more of a long-term guy, that's all.
- Melissa Burke: What, a husband?
- Joseph 'Joe' Longo: Something like that.
- Melissa Burke: Why? I've already got an annoying, know-it-all guy who sits on my couch that I don't have sex with. What more do I need?
- [walks into kitchen]
- Joseph 'Joe' Longo: [yells] Honey, will you grab me a beer?