- Anders Johnson: One time a girl comas out on him, he thinks he's got, like, killer god sperm.
- Ty Johnson: Also, his first time, so he has no other point of reference, does he?
- Agnetha: I find it difficult to imagine a party of gods and goddesses - not without someone stabbing someone's eye out with a herring fork.
- Anders Johnson: Thank you, Dawn. You may go home early if you wish.
- Dawn: I told you I was leaving early. I have a hen's night.
- Anders Johnson: And now your wish has come true.
- Dawn: [to Ty] Why can't he be nice like you?
- Ty Johnson: Because he's special.
- Zeb: [walking in on Axl dressed oddly in a sheet] Why do you look like a gay Russian?
- Axl Johnson: Going to a party.
- Zeb: Toga! Toga, toga, toga...
- Axl Johnson: No! No! Not... not a toga party!
- Zeb: Can I come, because I have washed the chuck stains outta my sheets.