The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

God's Gift to Zebras (2011)

Jared Turner: Ty Johnson

Quotes 

• Anders Johnson : One time a girl comas out on him, he thinks he's got, like, killer god sperm.

  Ty Johnson : Also, his first time, so he has no other point of reference, does he?

• Anders Johnson : Thank you, Dawn. You may go home early if you wish.

  Dawn : I told you I was leaving early. I have a hen's night.

  Anders Johnson : And now your wish has come true.

  Dawn : [to Ty]  Why can't he be nice like you?

  Ty Johnson : Because he's special.