House M.D. (TV Series)

Out of the Chute (2011)

Cleo Berry: Carnell

Quotes 

• Carnell : Please don't.

  Dr. Gregory House : [shoots the door with an arrow]  That is a nice bow.

  Carnell : That was a nice door.

  Dr. Gregory House : Put it on my tab. What say we take it up a notch?

  [throws an apple to Carnell] 

  Carnell : Yeah, right. Very funny.

  Dr. Gregory House : You don't trust me?

  Carnell : No!

  Sarah : I'll do it.

  [takes an apple from Carnell] 

  Dr. Gregory House : And we have a gamer.

  Carnell : Oh, come on, man. You can't be serious.

  [Sarah smiles and puts an apple on her head] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Why not? Anything goes wrong, we just take her to the doctor. And I'm only eight paces away.

• Carnell : House...

  Dr. Gregory House : I like you, Carnell.

  [phone rings] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Don't ruin it.

  [picks up a phone] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Stinky feet, could point to diabetes, athlete's foot or gangrene. Pick one.

  Carnell : No!

  Dr. Chris Taub : Uh, none. None of those cause bloody sputum or disappearing masses.

  Carnell : No, no, no! No! You are going to kill her.

  Dr. Gregory House : Don't do that Carnell. They might get the idea that I'm shooting at a hooker. Fungal infection causes ulceration between the toes. Bleeding can be from recurring abscesses that appear to be recurring masses.

  Martha Masters : Symptoms in the head or feet mean the infection would have to be in the heart or the brain.

  Dr. Chris Taub : I say we start by looking in the heart because looking at his brain with a metal plate is problematic.

  Dr. Robert Chase : So is MRI-ing his heart. He's got a seven centimeter conductive metal rod holding his rib together.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : It'll rip him in two.

  Dr. Gregory House : No, it'll just feel like it's ripping him in two, which is much better.

  Dr. Chris Taub : We could minimize the damage by injecting ice-water into his abdominal cavity.

  Carnell : No! Please, no!

  [House shoots an arrow and Carnell finds an arrow sticking Sarah's body, bleeding] 

  Carnell : Oh, God!

  Dr. Gregory House : Opps. Got to go.

  Carnell : Call an ambulance!

  Dr. Gregory House : Why?

  Carnell : What do you mean, why! She's hurt!

  Dr. Gregory House : She doesn't look hurt.

  [Sarah starts laughing] 

  Carnell : No, you didn't.

  Dr. Gregory House : Yes, we did.

  Carnell : [Sarah shows the trick]  You're an ass.

  Dr. Gregory House : Okay, go get me General Patton's Colt .45. The one with two notches.

• Carnell : Don't worry you can trust me with anything - including your food.

  Dr. Gregory House : After he and I have sex, I'm going to slit his throat and disembowel him in the bathtub.

  Carnell : Oh, no problem. I'll have the morning Maid Service. Would you like me to have them clean up later when they come to turn down your bed?

  Dr. Gregory House : Why didn't I meet you six months ago?