Archer (TV Series)
Blood Test (2011)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Cyril Figgis : Yeah, well, since Lana broke up with me, I've been finding solace in food.
Sterling Archer : Well, keep your chins up, Cyril. All eleven of them.
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Malory Archer : Well, at least I'm not a sex addict!
Sterling Archer : And cue the collective sigh of relief.
Malory Archer : Oh, shut up.
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Sterling Archer : Yeah, and what do you even do here? Sit on your ass and analyze data? Well I'm a field agent, Isaac Newton. I risk my life, so, yeah, I do deserve the best space in the parking garage. Like it'd kill you to roll 50 feet. Stupid thing's electric.
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Sterling Archer : I'm sorry, I guess I skipped the Emily Post chapter about how to introduce your mother to a hooker!
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Sterling Archer : Cyril's about half a wreck, huh?
Pam : Yeah. So why do you pick on him?
Sterling Archer : I... Oh, was that not rhetorical?
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Malory Archer : I'm not ready to be a grandmother.
Sterling Archer : Really? But you're so...
Malory Archer : ...grandmotherly?
Sterling Archer : No! Old.
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Sterling Archer : I seriously don't feel good at all.
Malory Archer : That's because those ODIN ghouls drained a fifth of your blood.
Sterling Archer : Oh, hey, speaking of fifth...
Malory Archer : A drink's the last thing you need.
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Malory Archer : I know you didn't plan on this baby, but, Sterling, sometimes the unexpected things can turn out to be the most important things in the whole world.
Sterling Archer : Wow! You sound shit-faced.
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Maj. Nikolai Jackov : But in mean time, you think I will be safe?
Sterling Archer : God! What's Russian for "Duh!"
