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5/10
A disappointing way to start off the year
lmnclips23 January 2023
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As the title suggests, I was a bit disappointed with how everything unfolded in this movie. It wasn't terrible per se, but a few tweaks here and there would've made it better, with that being:

The whole thing was just so predictable. As soon as the friend Scott mentions there being a sauna at the gym, you already know where it was going to go, and I was right as the next scene showed Hannah being trapped inside of the sauna with Scott rescuing her before the masked attacker could successfully kill her.

The brief "preview" of the movie spoiled the twist at the end. As it showed somebody holding a knife at Marianne (Hannah's mother) and the person was wearing a skirt, indicating that they were female. So thanks to that I knew from the beginning that it was Jane. Which really sucks because it would've definitely surprised me had they not spoiled it with that short scene. Obviously whoever made the preview hadn't watched the entire movie from beginning to end.

The editing was sloppy and excessive. The part where Hannah says "don't touch me!" to Eli was laughable, with the screen zooming in on her face with each word. The background music by the composer was extremely underwhelming and the soundtrack was the polar opposite. Did there have to be annoying music playing during scenes where it was not needed?

The casting left SO much to be desired. I have seen most, if not all of the actors in this movie in previous ones, including Alicia Leigh Willis, who has been in like 8 out of 10 of the last few LMN flicks that I've sat through in the past three years. At least Nicolette Langley's character's name isn't Maggie in this movie like it was in the last two movies that she was in. The only actors in this movie I haven't seen in another movie or in a while was Eli and Josh, the neighbor. Also, Eli's character gave off Jeffery Dahmer vibes (which I'm sure wasn't intentional).

Emary Simon was so poorly miscast as Jane. I saw her in two previous LMN flicks last year, Deadly Infidelity and Dangerous Snow Day (Nicolette was also in that one). And she had a sweet, bubbly personality in both films. Therefore, it was hard to take her seriously as the villain. This is becoming normalized in the Lifetime realm. Cast an actor that played a protagonist in previous films and have them play the villain all of a sudden.

The story was good enough. I really liked the Scott character and I'm glad that he survived his attempted murder by Jane. But the film made it look like he died. It wasn't until the hospital scene that I realized that he was still alive, so that really confused me.

This was a pretty disappointing start to the year, but hopefully 2023 will be a better year for Lifetime movies though I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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5/10
Getting Into Kenzer U
lavatch7 January 2023
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While there was a likable leading character in young Hannah, this film was disappointing in the multiple false endings and the development of a theme that left a lot to be desired.

For the high school seniors in this film, getting into Kenzer University seemed to be a life-or-death matter. They all have lost sight of the idea of learning and the personal fulfillment of an education that could be achieved just as well at a community college. Their only concerns were grades, scholarships, and degrees.

It was not a big mystery who was the "catfish killer" that attempted to ruin Hannah's chances of a scholarship that would allow her to attend Kenzer. There wasn't much in the way of suspense or of a genuine romance either, especially with Hannah's lout of a boyfriend named Kevin.

The most touching relationship was that Hannah and her caring mother, Marianne. There was the potential that Hannah could learn something about the dangers of developing relationships with total strangers on the internet. But that strand of the film dropped out as the focus shifted to a conventional "psycho on the loose" trope.

Based on the sordid details of Hannah's senior year in high school, her freshman year at Kenzer does not sound very promising. One can only imagine what rush week will be like at Kenzer.
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4/10
Well.
centurionsaturday30 January 2023
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It was alright. The music started off intense. The intensity of it was jarring, honestly. It wasnt a terrible storyline but it wasn't the best either.

Also the scene where Hannah and Kevin are in the hall, and Kevin tells her about him going to Hudson - her friend Scott is jealous and texts her and it shows on screen. Except the name at the top of the text is James, not Scott. James is a guy she met on the chat app Clique. No idea how this go overlooked when Scott's jealousy plays such a big role at that point. And last, Some of Jane's expressions feel overplayed and didn't feel believable...
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3/10
Less than subpar
raesjason8 January 2023
At first I looked past the terrible music which was disturbing, not in a horror-kind-of-way. Unfortunately I could not save my eyes from the acting. Not by one actor/actress, but basically by all of them. The music combined with the latter caused me not to be emotionally engaged with the film. The graphics seemed to be produced with software which could be found on windows 95. The script is as outdated as their used software. Story wise, it could've actually been entertaining to watch. With such poor execution, however, I'd advise not to watch this movie and instead spent the time - that I have wasted, watching a snail race...
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3/10
He likes you
nogodnomasters9 January 2023
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The production opens with a teaser showing us an unidentifiable intruder in Hannah's (Nicolette Langley) home. The film introduces us to a number of suspects as Hannah is up for a scholarship at the Ivy League university called Kenzer. We meet Eli (Jason Marrs) who is the runner-up and he threatens her. Her has a Dahmer creeper factor to him. Hannah starts to date Kevin (Anthony Carro) who is rich, handsome, and athletic. Hannah's good friend Scott (Daniel Grogan) loves Hannah but is not getting his signals, but everyone else sees them. He doesn't think Kevin is right for her. She meets James on an ap for the university. James takes a liking to Hannah and is upset when she goes out with Kevin. He acts like a jealous. She shares this information with her best friend Jane (Emary Simon) who has step-daddy issues.

The film gives you three main suspects of the stalker going into Hannah's house. The acting was fair, but the story ended really stupid.
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5/10
An entertaining little mystery...
lymullen21 November 2023
I'm likely being more generous with this review after watching another Lifetime movie, Tempting Fate, which had the worst premise ever. Catfish Killer was exactly what you'd expect-like another good one, Pregnant and Deadly. I mean, come on; with titles like these, you know what to expect.

Catfish Killer was an entertaining little made-for-TV mystery where our heroine, Hannah, has the world at her feet-loving mother, acceptance to her chosen university, great friends, etc. Then she joins an app, meets this guy, and everything changes.

The movie did an excellent job of presenting a number of possible suspects, and the settings were nice. I liked the little house Hannah lived in with her mother. I watch noir movies made in the 1940s for great writing/acting and did not anticipate it here. And, as I stated earlier, the film adhered to the expected Lifetime movie formula and delivered all anticipated elements, which kept me entertained throughout. Giving Catfish Killer 5 stars.
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5/10
Perfect Timing
pumping_iron-121 December 2023
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I thought it would never end. I thought it did a pretty good job of keeping you guessing about who is the catfish killer. I guessed the gender when I saw the catfish killer assault the janitor and again when Eli (Jason Marrs) was killed. But the story did a decent job of deflecting to Scott (Daniel Grogan). Scott did indeed show all the signs of being the stalker/killer. A blind person could see that Scott wanted to be more than friends with Hannah (Nicolette Langley). Don't know why neither she nor her mom could see that.

The acting wasn't real bad. I have seen worse on Lifetime/LMN. In fact Jane (Emary Simon) did a good job of concealing her jealousy of Hannah. She also hid being a psychopath well. It ended how you would expect it to end. The story just went on too long for me and I was glad when it was over.
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