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Charlie Curries a Favor from Todd (2011)

Kelly Schumann: Woman #1

Quotes 

• [Charlie is interviewing for a job with an attractive, full-figured woman] 

  Charlie Davies : Bikinis, cheekies, garters, hip-huggers, G-string, thong. I know your whole catalogue like the back of my hand.

  Melinda : Well, you're certainly prepared for our meeting.

  Charlie Davies : Oh, believe me, I know women's undergarments. Like you, for instance, I'm guessing minimizer, flat panel front. That would be the right call for a gal your size.

  [a shocked and angry expression comes to her face] 

  Charlie Davies : Oh, no. Don't take that the wrong way. It's no big deal. You know, I wear compression shorts to hold in my gut.

  [stands up and drops his pants] 

  Charlie Davies : See? I just insulted you and pulled down my pants. I'm not getting the job, am I?

  [she shakes her head] 

  Charlie Davies : Any chance you're loving this?

  Melinda : [looks a Charlie's crotch]  No.