Watson the Computer: [after laughing at one of Conan's funny monologue jokes] My virtual stomach hurts. You are as gifted as Oscar Wilde.
Andy Richter: [unable to hide his annoyance any longer] Oh, come on, that, that was a stinker and you know it! I mean, could you be any more of an ass-kisser? You come in here, you suck up to Conan, try to do what I do.
Watson the Computer: I could never do what you do: leave your wife unsatisfied.