CSI: NY (TV Series)
Identity Crisis (2011)
Gary Sinise: Mac Taylor
Quotes
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Detective Don Flack : [as Mac arrives at the crime scene] Hey Mac, bet you a cup of coffee this is the most interesting crime scene you'll go to all week.
Detective Mac Taylor : You sound confident. Obviously, you know something I don't.
Detective Don Flack : Do you want to tell him?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes : No, please.
Detective Don Flack : All right. If you had to guess, how old do you say our victim is?
Detective Mac Taylor : Late 70s, early 80s maybe?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes : [with a "good guess" look] Hmm.
Detective Don Flack : [after looks are exchanged between the three of them] Doc?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes : Mid-30s would be closer to the truth.
Detective Mac Taylor : [scoffing] What?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes : Yeah. And he's a woman.
[Hawkes pulls a rubber mask off the victim; Mac stares, dumbfounded]
Detective Don Flack : [smirking] I like my coffee black, no sugar.
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Detective Don Flack : So I ran down all the information Garrity gave us on his wife. Her maiden name, Wescott, former addresses, her Social Security number. Either he's lying to us, or he doesn't know who he married.
Detective Mac Taylor : She's not Renee Wescott?
Detective Don Flack : No. Renee Wescott died twelve years ago.
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FBI Agent Russ Josephson : Quincy Willis was a master of disguise, proficient at identity theft, forgery, counterfeiting. One of the most notorious con artists on the Eastern seaboard. Old school.
Detective Mac Taylor : [showing Russ a picture of their victim] This face look familiar to you?
FBI Agent Russ Josephson : Got to be Quincy's daughter, Sabrina Willis. He taught her everything he knew.
Lindsay Monroe Messer : So why isn't she in any crime database?
FBI Agent Russ Josephson : Took fifteen years for us to catch Quincy. He doesn't make the kind of mistakes that made it easy, you know.
Jo Danville : And you're thinking like father, like daughter, she's picking up where Quincy left off.
Detective Mac Taylor : Well, something got her murdered. This is Harvin Garrity. Married our vic six months ago.
FBI Agent Russ Josephson : Nothing about him rings a bell. My guess is he's just another dupe.
Jo Danville : Probably has money, and Sabrina's just stockpiling all she can for that retirement fund.
FBI Agent Russ Josephson : Con artists aren't big savers. It's the pleasure of the game. It's an addiction. Look; this bundle of newspaper wrapped in rubber bands was Quincy's trademark.
Detective Mac Taylor : Size and shape of money, roughly the same weight. Put real cash on the top and bottom, the rest is easy.
FBI Agent Russ Josephson : If Sabrina Willis was working her magic in the city, I guarantee there's a collection of marks out there licking their wounds, sorry they ever met her.
Lindsay Monroe Messer : Well, where are they? 'Cause we don't have a case file or a complaint or a description or anything that would suggest that this girl was out there conning anybody.
Detective Mac Taylor : [thinking] That's because our search has been centered on a young blond woman, when all along we should have been looking for the crimes of an eighty year old man.
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Detective Mac Taylor : How much money were you taken for, Jason?
Jason Locke : I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Detective Mac Taylor : We have a body in the morgue and plenty of witnesses who can ID you as the killer. So I'm not asking if you did it. I'm here for motive. So let's try this again.
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Jo Danville : Mac, you need to get married and have kids, so I don't have to go through all these challenges alone.
Detective Mac Taylor : Have you lost your mind?
Jo Danville : Yeah, don't get married. Just adopt a child. Children are wonderful.
Detective Mac Taylor : Misery loves company, huh?
Jo Danville : You would make a great father.
Detective Mac Taylor : Jo, stop.
Jo Danville : Don't you ever think about being a grandfather?
Detective Mac Taylor : [scoffs] Hey, if I buy you a burger and a beer, will you stop talking?