Modern Family (TV Series)

Regrets Only (2011)

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett

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• Jay Pritchett : You know, when you get a massage you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.

• Claire Dunphy : [Gloria walks by vocalizing]  I take it you haven't had your conversation with Gloria yet?

  Jay Pritchett : It's gettin' worse. She sang all the way here. We passed two cars - the dogs stuck their heads back inside the window.