The Office (TV Series)

Goodbye, Michael (2011)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : [reading Michael's recommendation letter]  "To whom it may concern." Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. "The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme." That's great. If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary. "I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme." Lots more like that, really repetitive. What's this? "Two forty five, behind the building. Paintball." Oooh yeah.

• Dwight Schrute : I've pretty much given up on Michael doing the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

• Michael Scott : Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here getting used to the altitude.

  Dwight Schrute : Michael?

  Michael Scott : Yes?

  Dwight Schrute : I've got a treat for you.

  Michael Scott : Oh! Thank you. Like a butler.

  Dwight Schrute : Colorado specialty: Rocky Mountain Oysters.

  Michael Scott : [Starts eating one]  Wow, those do not taste like oysters.

  Dwight Schrute : That's because they're not oysters! They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! Ha!

  Michael Scott : [Spitting them out]  Sick freak. What is wrong with you?

• Dwight Schrute : You, in tight pants, *are* a salami to a black bear.