The Office (TV Series)
Todd Packer (2011)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
Quotes
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[deliberating how to get back at Todd]
Jim Halpert : All right, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number.
Dwight Schrute : Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim Halpert : He... It's a crime-fighting beaver.
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Dwight Schrute : All right, picture this. Snowy ash drizzles from the sky. A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you as the flame at the end of your stick dies out. There's only one hope for you: the door to my shelter. You pound. You beg. "Dwight, please let me in." But I ignore your cries and do not let you in. You want to know why?
Jim Halpert : Because of the sign that says, "No pounding, no begging."
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Kevin Malone : [to Todd] Your life is so insane. You should write a book.
Todd Packer : Since when did you learn how to read?
Kevin Malone : [still smiling] I do know how to read, though.
Todd Packer : Yeah. You know how to read a menu. This guy...
[Todd chuckles and leaves]
Kevin Malone : [to Holly and Dwight] I... He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.
Dwight Schrute : Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer.
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[first lines]
Dwight Schrute : I have the best survival stock shelter in north eastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So I must eat and replace everything that's about to expire. It's nice not to have to plan my meals.