Episodes (TV Series)

Episode Five (2011)

Stephen Mangan: Sean Lincoln

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• Andrew Lesley : So, what brings you here?

  Sean Lincoln : [indicating Matt and Morning, who sit nearby]  Uh, we're doing a TV pilot. We're making an American version of Lyman's Boys.

  Andrew Lesley : Awesome. Who's doing Julian's part?

  Sean Lincoln : [pointing]  Matt is.

  Andrew Lesley : [bursts out laughing, then notices that Matt does not look amused]  Oh, you're serious.

  [stammering] 

  Andrew Lesley : Well, that... that's fantastic.

• Beverly Lincoln : So, what is this charity thing that I'm not invited to tonight?

  Sean Lincoln : It's for rape.

  Beverly Lincoln : It's *for* rape?

  Sean Lincoln : No, obviously it's not for- it's not *for* rape. It's not pro-rape.

• Merc Lapidus : [at the charity event]  Jamie's the co-chair of this whole thing.

  Sean Lincoln : Oh, congratulations.

  Matt LeBlanc : Wow.

  Merc Lapidus : Yeah, she's-she's pretty amazing. She's been working her ass off. For like the last six months, all I've heard is: "rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape." It's enough to make you wanna do it!

  Jamie Lapidus : Honey...

  Merc Lapidus : I'm kidding. Hey, if you don't laugh at this stuff, you cry.

• Merc Lapidus : [at the rape prevention event]  Jamie's the co-chair of this whole thing.

  Sean Lincoln : Oh, congratulations.

  Matt LeBlanc : Wow.

  Merc Lapidus : Yeah, she's-she's pretty amazing. She's been working her ass off. For like the last six months, all I've heard is "rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape." It's enough to make you wanna do it!

  [chuckles] 

  Merc Lapidus : I'm kidding. Hey, if you don't laugh at this stuff, you cry.