NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

The Job (2011)

Chris O'Donnell: G. Callen

Quotes 

• Sam Hanna : No offense but survival kits are for urban sissies who don't know how to make a floatation device out of a pair of pants.

  G. Callen : Or how to extract the venom out of a horned viper using only a twig and a shoelace.

  Marty Deeks : Or how to make a latte without soy milk.

• Kensi Blye : [about an earthquake]  Crack of dawn. Shoke me right out of bed. You guys didn't feel it?

  G. Callen : I was on a run.

  Sam Hanna : Deep sleeper.

  Marty Deeks : You forget I'm from Californ-I-A. We don't get out of bed for anything less than a 6.

• Marty Deeks : All right. Let's go.

  G. Callen : No. No... She hasn't said the distress word yet.

  Marty Deeks : Isn't getting shot distressing enough?

  Sam Hanna : She's okay.

• G. Callen : What's wrong with this picture?

  Sam Hanna : You mean the fact that King just murdered someone and now he's ordering a latte?

• G. Callen : You're always trying to milk it.

  Sam Hanna : Is it truffle season yet?

  G. Callen : Okay, a couple ground rules though: No weird expensive fungi. No eggs that don't come from a chicken. No scotch that's older than you or me.

  Sam Hanna : I can still order a Seafood Tower.

  G. Callen : Great.