Me Again (2012)

David A.R. White: Rich

Quotes 

• Rich : Young lady, you are grounded till the rapture!

• Rich : You ever wish you were someone else so that you could be free to live the life you were supposed to?

  Tony : Who doesn't?

• Rich : I don't care how much you plan for your future. You don't know what it's actually gonna be like till you live it.

• Rich : [voiceover]  I know a man must die, but I didn't know that he was bound to die twice. Long before he's put into the ground, he must trade the man of his youth, his goals and dreams, for mowing lawns, taking out the trash, and weekends of antiquing.

  Colin : Nice ride, Mr. Chaplin.

  Rich : [voiceover]  That's kind of like dying, right?

• Bill : Look, we didn't plan on the financial burden of a baby. It's puttin' a strain on our marriage.

  Maggie : We're hoping you had some advice.

  Rich : Well, figure it out soon because lawyers are more expensive than children.

• Rich : [giving his sermon]  So, how does the story of the prodigal son end? Kid comes home after squandering away his father's fortune, and he is - y' guys gonna love this - pretty much, he is treated like a rock star. Huh? You know, when you... a rock star!

  Rich : [wailing an imaginary guitar]  Wah, wah, wah, wah! Huh? Rock star on the drums. Dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-dsh-k'chshshs! Ahhh! The crowd goes wild! And the respectful son - right?, the guy who stayed home and he DID... THE RIGHT... THING - you know what he got? Does anybody HERE... KNOW what the guy that did the right thing got? Nada! Nothing! Zip! So, there you have it. Life is unfair. That about covers it.

• Rich : How come I'm not in the picture?

  April : Because you haven't wanted to be.

• Rich : It's a Wonderful Life?

  Tony : 1946. Frank Capra's iconic masterpiece. The answer to your dilemma rests in here.

  Rich : You're saying I'm supposed to watch this movie?

  Tony : I'm saying you're supposed to LIVE this movie.

• Rich : Am I dead? Is this... Heaven? Why is everything so wet?

• Rich : [voiceover]  Let this be a lesson: Babies...

  Maggie : Goodnight, sweet girl.

  Rich : [voiceover]  ... are people, too. They just want a little love.

• Big Earl : [singing while playing the blues on a harmonica]  A boo-hoo, boo-hoo. A crybaby you. A boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

  Rich : That's a little rude.

  Big Earl : Well, you were having a pity party out loud so, naturally, I assumed everyone was invited.

• Rich : It's never too late to go home.