Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (2011)

Marin Hinkle: Judith Melnick

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : How's it going?

  Dr. Herb Melnick : Oh, you know. Living the dream.

  Judith Melnick : [Yelling in the background]  Damn it, Herb! How many times have I told you not to use the guest towels?

  Dr. Herb Melnick : [Yelling back]  Hey! If I'm gonna sleep in the guest room, I get to use the guest towels!

  Alan Harper : Yeah, I remember that dream.

• Judith Melnick : How dare you!

  Alan Harper : Nice to see you too.

  Judith Melnick : You go behind my back and talk my husband into giving you some kind of business loan?

  Alan Harper : Herb told you?

  Judith Melnick : Of course! We love each other!

  Dr. Herb Melnick : And we love each other so much, she went through my checkbook!