Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown (2011 Video)

Austin Lux: Linus van Pelt

Quotes 

• Charlie Brown : Hey, Linus. Where's your blanket?

  Linus van Pelt : Lucy locked it in a closet. She wants me to do without it until dinner. It's her way to getting me to gradually free myself of it before grandma comes.

  Charlie Brown : You don't look too well.

  Linus van Pelt : How would you feel if your whole nervous system was shot?

  Linus van Pelt : [grabs Snoopy's ear for a blanket] 

  Lucy van Pelt : No substitutes!

• Linus van Pelt : I can't go through another night like last night again.

  Charlie Brown : Can't I try and find you another substitute for something, Linus?

  Linus van Pelt : Would you give a starving dog a rubber bone?

  [Snoopy kicks Charlie Brown] 

• Linus van Pelt : Uh, there's no mail for me?

  Lucy van Pelt : Why do you care if there's mail for you?

  Linus van Pelt : No reason.

  Lucy van Pelt : Ha! The Air Rescue Service mailed you your blanket, and you're waiting for it.

  Linus van Pelt : If that blanket of mine is lost in the mail, it's your fault, you know. They'll have to haul me away kicking and screaming. I crack up and they haul me away, what are you going to do?

  Lucy van Pelt : I'll write you.

• Linus van Pelt : That's the first time I've ever seen a kite explode.