The Office (TV Series)

The Seminar (2011)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

Quotes 

• Pam Beesly : Here's the story, that guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom.

  Jim Halpert : Tom Witochkin, one of my best buddies, actually.

  Pam Beesly : And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.

  Jim Halpert : It was blue group, so it was second from the top.

  Pam Beesly : And Tom...

  Jim Halpert : Was in green group.

  Pam Beesly : And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spent time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she thought that they would be a good inffluence.

  Jim Halpert : And that's what I told him.

  Pam Beesly : Right, but how'd you say it?

  Jim Halpert : [pause]  My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.

• Pam Beesly : [Looking at Erin's phone, who's playing Scrabble against Gabe]  K-A. "Ka"? What does "Ka" mean?

  Oscar Martinez : It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you.

  [Looks at Erin's phone] 

  Oscar Martinez : Why did you play "moo"?

  Erin Hannon : Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing "moo," I'm playing "milk." Whatever it takes.

  Oscar Martinez : Okay, but look, you could have hit "mood." Would have played a... Triple word.

  Erin Hannon : Uh! Like the cow mood yesterday. God.

  Oscar Martinez : Or "moon"?

  Erin Hannon : The cow jumped over the moon

  Oscar Martinez : She's stuck on that one thing...

  Pam Beesly : You know it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?