- Stephanie Powell: [about Katie who's been hanging out with the family lately] Look, she just got out of a relationship. She needs to be around people.
- Jim Powell: Do those people have to be US?
- Jim Powell: Hey. Does this guy look familiar to you.
- George St. Cloud: [looking at Jim's latest suspect sketch which looks like George] No, but he's a hell of a good-looking guy.
- [Jim glares at him]
- George St. Cloud: What? I'm secure in my own masculinity to recognize a good-looking man when I see one.
- George St. Cloud: [recalling last night's date with Sophie] Girl smells like angel food cake but she tastes like french toast.
- Jim Powell: She sounds... fattening.
- Stephanie Powell: [assessing George's latest relationship] Oh, it's not love. I mean, George has just fallen for something sexy and fast. Sophie may as well be a corvette.
- [in the school lunch court]
- Chris Minor: Uhhh... listen, we need to talk.
- Daphne Powell: You do realize that saying "we need to talk" to your girlfriend has ominous connotations?
- Chris Minor: Look, it's not about me and you, it's about you and your family.
- Daphne Powell: My family?
- Chris Minor: This may sound nuts, but I think your family has... abilities.
- Daphne Powell: [using "the push" to push her thoughts into his head] No, we're just a normal, boring family, so how about we stop talking about this and go get something to eat?
- Chris Minor: You know what? I've got a good idea. Let''s, uh, stop talking about this, go get something to eat.
- Daphne Powell: Good plan.
- [scene change: walking down the sidewalk]
- Chris Minor: Look, Daphne, I need to say something about you and your family. I know this may sound crazy, but I think your family has... abilities.
- Daphne Powell: No, we don't. We're just a normal family.
- Daphne Powell: [using "the push"] Why don't we go hang out at the mall?
- Chris Minor: You know, I was thinking, we should go hang out at the mall.
- Daphne Powell: Love that idea.
- [scene change: at home watching TV]
- Chris Minor: Hey, Daph?
- Daphne Powell: Yes?
- Chris Minor: This may sound crazy, but I think your family has...
- Daphne Powell: OHHHHHH!
- Stephanie Powell: Jim, have you lost your mind?
- Jim Powell: No. In fact, I-I-I'm seeing things more clearly than ever. A-a-and Sophie - she's shown me what I've been missing all these years. I know this is hard for YOU to accept.
- Stephanie Powell: Whoa, "hard to accept?" No, Jim, you're abandoning me, your family, your kids!
- Jim Powell: Well, what can I say? The heart wants what the heart wants.
- Stephanie Powell: Then what about me? What? Am I just supposed to pretend that the past eighteen years never happened?
- Jim Powell: One day maybe we can be friends.
- Stephanie Powell: Whoa. You want to go be with your SOUL MATE? Then go be with her. This was our family, Jim, and you ruined it! I hope she's worth it.
- Jim Powell: She is.
- J.J. Powell: Aren't you glad you brought me now? Who else do you know that could pick a lock?
- George St. Cloud: Just about every other guy that I put away.
- Jim Powell: Look, I-I'm sorry about what happened earlier, but I really need a place to crash. Stephanie kind of... kicked me out.
- George St. Cloud: What, she hosting book club? Didn't want you eatin' up all the mini-quiche?
- George St. Cloud: [incredulously] Your dad... stole a girl from ME? Okay, see, I KNOW somethin's crazy now.
- Stephanie Powell: Okay, all right, so... you're saying Jim decided to leave me for a terrorist?
- George St. Cloud: I don't think Jim decided anything. It's like Sophie brainwashed him.
- J.J. Powell: At first we thought that she was creating a love potion by replicating pheromones.
- Stephanie Powell: You don't think that she's a super, do you?
- George St. Cloud: Would explain why Jim's behavin' like Charlie Sheen.