The Walking Dead (TV Series)

Chupacabra (2011)

Jeffrey DeMunn: Dale Horvath

Quotes 

• [Andrea asks Dale how Daryl's doing after she shot him] 

  Andrea : How's he doing?

  Dale Horvath : He'll be fine. What about you?

  Andrea : I shot Daryl.

  Dale Horvath : Don't be too hard on yourself. We've all wanted to shoot Daryl.

  [Andrea smiles] 

• [the group tells Rick about how Daryl said he saw a Chupacabra] 

  Daryl Dixon : I'm gonna borrow a horse, head up to this ridge right here, take a bird's-eye view of the whole grid. If she's up there, I'll spot her.

  T-Dog : Good idea. Maybe you'll see your Chupacabra up there too.

  Rick Grimes : Chupacabra?

  Dale Horvath : You never heard this? Our first night in camp, Daryl tells us that the whole thing reminds him of a time when he went squirrel hunting and he saw a Chupacabra.

  Daryl Dixon : [Jimmy scoffs]  What are you braying at, jackass?

  Rick Grimes : So, you believe in a blood-sucking dog?

  Daryl Dixon : Do you believe dead people walking around?

• [Dale finds Glenn in his RV returning a book] 

  Glenn : Sorry. Just returning your book.

  Dale Horvath : Oh no, I'm sorry. If I had known the world was ending, I'd have brought better books.

• [Glenn tells Dale that he thinks all the women are getting crazy hormonal] 

  Glenn : Um, Dale, you think Andrea's on her period?

  Glenn : [Dale waves his hand to try and keep Glenn quiet]  I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And-And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.

  Dale Horvath : I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.

• [Glenn admits to Dale about having sex with Maggie] 

  Dale Horvath : How do you know that Maggie wanted to have sex with you?

  Dale Horvath : [Glenn blushes without answering]  Oh, son, you didn't. Did it ever occur to you how her father might feel about this?

  Glenn : She's 22.

  Dale Horvath : And he is our host.

  Glenn : He doesn't know.

  Dale Horvath : Well, see that it stays that way. Jesus, Glenn, what were you thinking?

  Glenn : I was thinking that I might be dead tomorrow.