Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Mask (2011)

Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler

Quotes 

• Fritz Landry : When God makes you pregnant, stay pregnant. When God makes you barren, stay barren.

  Elliot Stabler : When God gives you a uterus, maybe we'll listen to your sermon.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Huang]  So, Doc, earlier today with Jackson, you were just flattering him to get him to talk, weren't you?

  Dr. George Huang : Sex addiction is real, Elliot. Cap Jackson is a pioneer.

  Elliot Stabler : We always say the victims aren't to blame. Now you're telling me rapists aren't to blame either.

  Dr. George Huang : Most sex addicts are not rapists, but some rapists might be sex addicts acting out on compulsions they can't control.

  Elliot Stabler : Every defense attorney we face is gonna be quoting you.

  Dr. George Huang : Alcoholics who drive drunk go to jail. So should sex addicts who rape.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Cap]  No wonder you want sex addiction to be a disease. Lets you off the hook for being a lousy husband.

• Holly Dimeo : I was on my way to work when this freak comes out of nowhere and pushes me into the basement.

  Elliot Stabler : Where do you work, Holly?

  Holly Dimeo : At Double-D Light. I'm a stripper, okay?

  Elliot Stabler : It doesn't matter what you do. It's not an invitation to be sexually assaulted.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Cap]  How do you think your daughter is going to feel when she finds out you protected her attacker? She gonna wake up and say, "Thank you, Daddy?"

• Elliot Stabler : [When Courtney tries to seduce Stabler]  Courtney, there's no need for this.

  Courtney : You gay or something?

  Elliot Stabler : Courtney, listen to me. My daughter had trouble with drugs. She was promiscuous, but she's clean. You're clean.

  Courtney : You're a walking douchebag. Won't screw a perfectly good piece of tail.