How Not to Rescue a Princess (2010)

Konstantin Bronzit: Raven

Quotes 

• [reading an inscription written on the wall] 

  Raven : Ah-ha! Pitcher... tears... .It's all clear - tears of thousands of your subjects' beautiful girls should fill the jar. That's all.

  Queen : What do you mean, "All".

  Raven : Pour these tears on the tree. It shall blossom, fruit and you'll get your eternal youth!

  Queen : Well, go over it again. Tears of one's subjects?

  Raven : That's how it's drawn - tears of your subjects... . Well, beauties.

  Queen : Deceiver!

  [the queen hurls her scepter at the raven] 

  Narrator : The queen is upset - very upset. And all because she does not like beautiful women. How long have they plagued her in her kingdom.

• [the queen picks a fruit off the regenerated magic tree and eats it, resulting in her youth and beauty being restored] 

  Raven : Seems to work.

  [the queen rushes forward and shakes the remaining fruit from the tree] 

  Raven : Hey, you... you're... Don't eat so much. Do you hear? Stop! Don't!

  [the queen grabs and hurls the raven against the wall] 

  Queen : Go away!

  [when the raven regains consciousness, all he hears is a baby crying] 

• Raven : Hmmph. A talking horse. What an absurdity.

  Horse Yuliy : Horse yourself. I am a talking steed! And you - you're a Shemakhanian penguin! PFFFTT!