How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

A Change of Heart (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Dr. Kirby : [Reading Barney's heart monitor]  What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?

  Barney Stinson : Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.

  Nora : [At dinner]  Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird, but, I'm think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.

  Barney Stinson : Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked... unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'm

  [gestures to his heart monitor and mimics electrocution] 

  Barney Stinson : ... what is it?

  Nora : I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that's what I want, and if that's gonna scare you off, I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning - every morning - for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that.

• Dr. Kirby : I'd like you to wear this heart monitor for the next twenty-four hours,

  Barney Stinson : Flag on the play, doc, I have a date tonight!

  Dr. Kirby : Don't worry, it's totally safe. Unless part of your big date involves connecting yourself to a car battery.

  Barney Stinson : Well now it doesn't.

• Barney Stinson : Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.

• Nora : I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.

  Barney Stinson : Hahaha, what's that like?

• Marshall Eriksen : You got nothing on me.

  Barney Stinson : The calzone?

  Marshall Eriksen : Checkmate.

• Lily Aldrin : Oooh, Barney's got feelings for a girl.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, penis feelings!

• Barney Stinson : Never ever meet a girl's parents.

  Ted Mosby : Not even if she is hot?

  Barney Stinson : Not even if her mom's hot!