- Peter Griffin: I guess we've learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.
- [after an exhausted Chris has flipped out at Peter and Lois]
- Peter Griffin: I think we should go live with mom.
- Stewie Griffin: [from behind the wall] I just heard all of that, and I just want to say: this family is fucking disintegrating.
- [after Chris ruins Peter's bike]
- Meg Griffin: Chris, look at what you did!
- Chris Griffin: You mean, look at what 2 black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike.
- Meg Griffin: [smugly] Seems like the kids are doing pretty well at this grown-up thing, huh? I would suggest that you suck that.
- Angela: You must like working here, it must be like being back at school?
- Chris Griffin: Actually that's a social nightmare like Lord of the Flies. This is a nice clear hierarchy. I hear it's worse in Canada, though.
- Canadian Bully: [has trapped a nerd] Well, look who matriculated early! I guess someone really wants to go to University? What are you going to do when we put you in Hospital for Free, eh?